Sunday, December 20

Exams. Done!


This post represents the official view of the voices in my head

So i wrote my last paper
How can someone be so excited after exams?
i can't explain it myself
I cant even explain how i missed blogging
well actually i lost my Mojo for writing
I have been saying Mojo alot
infact let me find out the Real meaning of Mojo
wait...
Google
Search
M.O.J.O
Enter
The word originally means a charm or a spell. But now its more commonly said meaning sex appeal or talent.

Haha!! Sex apppeal
WRONG
NEXT!!

Your cool/style essence.
Thanks Urban Dictionary
Close

So i basically lost the zeal to write
Y'all know how it is

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I typed that three four days ago... can't remember
and i saved it, just remembered it as i was typing todays post
Britanny Murphy is dead. The girl from Clueless, 8 mile, Uptown girls, Love and other disasters

If i was not blogging
Photography will be my hobby
But then again i'll put the pictures online and make a photo blog
so that will still make me a blogger right?

I have been hearing so many good reviews about the movie Avatar
from my friends on facebook, twitter, bb chat and blogsville
I am going to tell you three reasons why i was never never eager to see this movie
1. I am very attracted to good looking people and honestly when watching a movie thats what keeps me going apart from a good storyline. Blue skinned aliens just dont make me tick,
2. they even have tails
3. I was secretly hoping Titanic will be James Camerons best movie

but apparently there is something skin deep and really remarkable about this movie apart from the blue and green tinged skin
*shudders*
And theres a love story, you all know am a sucker for love stories
So am going to watch it next week.

5 days to Chrstmas!
Am gonna say 5 random things that happened to me in 2009
* I fell out of love

* I got my first paycheck

*I grew up, emotionally and mentally

* 2009... Nine years on, and he is forever in my heart. Celebrated yet another birthday without my Dad.

* And i volunteered at an organization called Easter Seals, helped to raise money for kids living with disabilities
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According to a Research 95% of females look at the mirror and see only imperfections
7 out of every 10 women look at the mirror and point 3 body parts they will like to modify
The remaining 3 would like to modify just one body part
Girls around ages 15-19 find faults in their nose
Those around 17-24 feel something is wrong with their arms and stomachs
3 out of every 4 girls believe they will look better if they were slimmer
240 different guys from different continents looked at videos and close up pictures of these girls and thought they were beautiful
56% of these guys believed they were looking at pictures and videos of foreign actresses
98% of the guys could not find any fault in the girls
2% of the guys said three of the girls looked 'insecure' and 'unsure'
None of these girls were models or actresses, they were normal girls who submitted applications for cosmetic surgeries
Dear Reader. You are beautiful.
Yes you are.
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The pic ur about to see is NOT a joke


Current Listen:
Alicia keys: Sleeping with a broken heart
Jay Z: Song cry

Wednesday, December 2

Some happy stories have blood on them



Yes its been 2 weeks since last updated

...
.....
......

exam countdown has started

...
....

I have been coming to blogsville
reading

and commenting
...

and quietly signing out







Listen baby, I don't wanna ruin your plan
If you got a man, try to lose him if you can










I'm patient, but I ain't gonna try





Well, baby it's obvious that I ain't your girl















hmm lets see? recent updates?
none.

crush of the week...
none

blank

am a-la-faithful-mode


pleasures and sins


2012



new moon


projects





I need God in my life
... back in my life
what am i even saying

He never left...
it was me who refused to talk


And i remember this song i used to love

now its like ur talking to me...


He wants to bring you down, he whispers everyday
You started on the path and he led you astray
I know you will come back, you never feel at peace
You're searching for the truth to put your mind at ease
You know you're missing me, I know what you've been through
When we meet again, we have a lot of work to do



the bad habit is back


yes...and i feel better

did noteat much after
so am


(((((((((((safe)))))))))))))
















"The ultimate choice for a man, in as much as he is driven to transcend himself, is to create or to destroy, to love or to hate." Erich Fromm

Wednesday, November 18

Help blogsville!



I just got off the fone with my friend from the last post
I missed two of her calls when i was in class
So i called her back
It was not awkward at all
Can u imagine?
It was normal! like the way it used to be
(not that i was expecting anything to change Lol)
I hinted that i mentioned her on my blog
(She knows i have a Blog)
And she was like hope you didnt put my pictures?
My mom reads blogs!
Am like no hell no
Thanks guys for all the advice and stuff

Theres a Christmas party at work
Am looking forward to it
So a colleague was asking if i was coming
I answered in the affirmative
and she was like shes coming with her boyfriend
Hes so shy but really gorgeous
She encourages him to be a stripper
Haha
Thats when i started laughing, she was like for real they will make so much money
and no she wasnt kindding
Shes so awesome!
She keeps me sane at work
NOW THE DILEMMA
Theres Secret Santa going on
We were all signed up
And during lunch today we picked a piece of paper
Each piece had someone's name on it
And you are gonna buy that person a christmas gift
You are not supposed to ask or tell that person
Until at the Christmas party when you give that person their gift
Now heres the problem!
The name on my piece of Paper is Dylan
Fact File
Irish Canadian
Blond
Funny
22/23ish
Lived in Florida all his life
Moved to Canada 3 years ago
WHAT DO I GET HIM???

Another picture...

Have a blessed day y'all
xoxo

Monday, November 16

Fangs, Fur and Kissing girls


Its Tuesday
Then Wednesday
Thursday
(((FRIDAYY)))
New Moon
Go team Edward
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So apparently some Twitsphere gist blew up in Blogsville
:(
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I was chatting with a friend couple of days back
And my bb pic was (is actually)
me and a friend in Quebec
Oh yes people i went to Quebec...
Montebello to be exact,for a field trip
It was awesome
It was on friday the 13th
the oh-so-famous jinxed day
umm... no, we did not make any wrong turn
we did not end up in the middle of nowhere
There was no bloood, or headless horseman, or girl in stained white dress, glassy eyes. No well, No empty well, nobody coming out of an empty well
no nothing
Unfortunately *sigh*
who says a little bit of screaming doesn't spice up everything
anyway!
i digress
The picture i put up was of me and a friend
And the girl i was chatting with said nice pic, i was like Thanks
And i gave her the whole Montebello gist
*Check above for full gist*
Okay!
so she says nice pic
and am like thanx
and she says are you going out?
*silence*
are you going out?
I honestly thought she was saying
Are you going out
as in am I going out
(i was actually going out, for a friends dinner, her birthday dinner,it was fun, Fierce, Esay and the guys were there...)
Oh i digress!
So i said yeah
As in to the question
are you going out
*Check 12 upper lines for clarification*
and she was like nice
u make a lovely couple
umm *raising eyebrows* is this message for me?
I miss my girlfriend
Excuse me??!! say whaaaaat?!
erm... wait am i going out with who?
what? her? the girl in this picture?
Iman?
No i am not going out with her or with any girl for that matter
and what did you say?
Ur gir..gir...girlfriend?
Am sorry i have to say this
But seriously am i the only way who finds a Nigerian admitting to be gay damn awkward??
Am i?
am? i?
didn't think so...

Yeah i know there are Lesbians and Homosexuals in Nigeria
And i seriously think its a free world and all
My best friend is Gay
noo wait, he's Asian
And hes been like that for ages
NO double standard here
But this girl is Nigerian
And i saw her two years ago
She was suffering from yet another heartbreak
from the time i can remember
She has had bad relationships
Bad boyfriends
Terrible boyfriends
But does that justify anything?
Aaah men this is a huge shock
Imagine ur friend telling you this
She sent me a picture of her and her girlfriend
...kissing
Am supposed to be a good friend abi?
After all I am supposed to like her for who she is not what she is
or is it what she is, and not who she is?
Am mega confused here
And am not just gonna throw away 10 years of friendship just because umm... oh well, shes gay and proud
After all Ellen is Gay and i am her number one fan
I would never miss her show if not for work and school
She has a great sense of Humour and she makes me laugh
She had Dakota Fanning (SP?) on her show this afternoon and while she was asking Dakota if she believed in Vampires, she had this guy dressed as a vampire, come and scare Dakota, she screamed, it was hilarious
Aaaah... i digress!!!!
(wont do this again... promise)
anyway that is the gist sha
we havent talked today with her
nooooo... its my battery
loool
People am not that mean!!!

By the way - on a totally unrelated gist
Starbucks have the Christmas blend
Go Coffee!
Go Starbucks!!
Ho Ho Ho!!!
A SERIOUSLY KISSABLE MAN
Now this my dear people
i would rather kiss

Monday, November 2

Crying is okay here...


DISCLAIMER
Some THinGs MighT not StRinG
REALLY convoluted THOUGHTS here
IDEAs MIGHt sTop AbrUptlY
PosT wAs NoT EdiTeD
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My phone rings
3:16am
"hello... hello?" "Have you ever hated yourself?
what was going on?"what did you say?"
You heard me
"Have you ever hated yourself... so much, dying was not even worth it?"

"Who am I living for?
Is this my limit?
Can I endure some more?
Chances are giving
Questions existing

I mentioned it twice or thrice in the past
she is more than a sister
shes my bestfriend
everyone in her life
becomes part of my life
her parents
her siblings
her boyfriend..s...

So he calls he and says
i call her, no answer
cuts me off every time im talking
which means she ain’t never hear nothing
i say “stay”, she wanna leave
she up on her car so i gotta be
ima let her be by herself in peace
but five years from now i bet she see

so before he left, she up and bounced out
Singing
them people, they talking
them lights, they on me
this life i chose
but i aint know, til i found it
to be honest, im modest

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO BE FAITHFUL?
I never understood why
until recently
to much strings to the past
the Ex's
**Case of the EX**
After reading Sugarkiings post
I sorta agreed with him, so am saying, We can always remain friends after we break up
No hard feelings
right?
You can send me texts that begin with "do you remember when..."
and end with "... i miss you..." right?
We can meet for drinks saturday afternoons
You can call me to tell me about how fab this girl you are seeing is
right?
I can ask your opinion on what to wear for my Mans surprise party
Hell i can even invite you for the party am throwing for him
afterall we are like best friends now right?
WRONG
An Ex should never be a friend
Coz if there are no hard feelings
there just might be softer feelings lying somewhere
I might just hate the innocent 'fab' girl you are dating
My Man might hate how much time we spend on our saturday afternoon get togethers
Why dont you spend that time with me?
three days ago it was his sisters graduation

He is just my friend!
*Cringe*
And he might make me cancel the party i was gonna throw for him
Until i set my priorities right
How i might call you to cry...
How you might turn up at my door 15 minutes later
at 11:00pm
How our song might start playing on the radio
How your lips might feel so good on mine...after so long

How you might change your relationship status on facebook from in a relationship to its complicated...
Complicated
Thats how my relationship with my man might become
You are different he insists
Am okay...
just issues
as i put my phone on silent
cos you might be calling
How we might be having this argument
2 weeks later
am tired of creeping on the low
what do you suggest? that we tell them?
umm.. i dont think so
i didnt think so
*Fuming*
Back home
He might find out through a friend-of-a-friends-friend
the accusing words might get a bit too harsh
Accusing... but true
where God at? i need to call Him
my knees on the ground, Dear Father
don’t let me break, please make me stronger
how much longer, will it linger?

Its overrr
Its over
over
How every relationship might end in shambles

Just because i kept in touch with you
How did it get from that simple text to this...
. . .

Current Listen: Wale and Rihanna
Can i endure (contemplate)
as highlighted in the post
:D

Saturday, October 24

Crush: / krsh/ a burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special.


That is urban dictionary's definition
Not your girls'
haba, intori olorun, biko dat is tooo much for a crush now...
Crush: When seeing someone just makes you smile for absolutely no reason, something about the subject usually tickles your fancy, could be their eyes, that persons smile, or how that person sends you 'miss you *smiley face*' every ten minutes
Can last for 1- 2 weeks
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Earlier in life, i never owned up to having a crush
Even if my pupils turned to little red hearts every time he looks my way
i just denied it to everyone
my friends, my diary and even myself
Until months later, i look at the guy
and go, did i like him, sometime back... or not?
LOL
I still remember my earliest crushes
When i was in primary school, Sometime in primary 2 it was this guy, his name was Daniel, we used to sit together in front of the class (translates into: we were the shortest kids in our class) he never used to push me or other girls off the swing, he used to play 'ringa ringa roses' with me, and he used to share my lunch :)
I don't even know where on earth he is.. i should look for him on facebook
Years later it was Tahj from Sister sister

I have to say that after this point
most of my crushes lived far from me...
In this beautiful world called TV
Junior secondary it was j boog from B2k, now he has two kids!
anyway this is a picture of him i love

(i never used to look at Omarion then)
Senior secondary it was Bow wow
Bow wow for a long time
Especially all that period of like you
that was my song!
In medical school it became Patrick Dempsey from Greys Anatomy
Then Boris Kodjoe
*PAUSE*
but DAYEEEM!
now Boris Kodjoe stayed in my heart longer than anyone in this post
It was after Brown Sugar, and especially after Madeas family reunion
Damn i loved his character in that movie
I used to watch clips from that movie... Scenes he appeared in
The Bus scene...
The Park Scene with the kids
The wedding vows...

I was gaga over Boris Kodjoe
As in i went to bed smiling because i knew i would wake up, to watch another 10 minutes of Boris Kodjoe
I was that obsessed!

then it was Derwin Davis from the Game

Enough with Reel life, lets talk about Real life
I wont lie, i am very attracted to very good looking guys
but i have always been a chicken, so i always act uninterested and not-so-impressed...
More important than looks, is a guys attitude
After spending 2 minutes listening to Mr World and you realize how shallow, self conceited, rude, vain, or boring he is, you cant blame me for seeing that Mask of fineness just washing away from him like rain washing paint off a wall...
(very bad comparison but... u get?)
And yeah, there have been guys who never really stroked my fancy at first but after getting to know them, you actually find yourself growing really fond of them
Like really fond of them
There is more to a guy than the Versace on his back
Or how sleek those sideburns look
Or that Million Dollar pack
There is more to a guy than all that

I have crushes on guys and nobody ever knows
Like nobody ever knows
I don't know why, but coincidentally when i like someone
i always have a girlfriend coming to tell me about how much she likes the same person
and...
I always encourage her
to
talk
to
him
and watch them hit it off
*sigh*

I have had crushes on guys and a year later i suddenly bump into them and go...
"what the HELL was i thinking??!"

I have had a crush on a guy but when he asked if i felt the same way i claimed i liked someone else
why?
I honestly don't know

I have liked and talked non stop about a guy for the whole weekend and saw him the following Monday and realized he was not so cute after all
It was not so long ago
It was just a week ago
Well now, a crush to me, is just an excuse to gush with my girlfriends
I am so into my boo
So no matter how cute mr-whatshis name is
i wouldnt care less

Oh! of cos and my famous girl crush
on miss keri baby!
i actually make it look like a big thing
most people look at me and say
u have a what...
and i say
"girl crush"
lol
am crazy most times

On a totally random issue
I just heard "swagger"
in an indian movie!!!
and i was like... but why???

Anyways My favorite girl is coming to see me
she reads too much! She just left school around this time on a Saturday!
lol now y'all know why she doesn't update her blog in ages :D
Yaayyy she just called me so am going to pick her up
Its gonna be a wonderful girls night in!!!!
Xoxo

Tuesday, October 20

The Law abiding citizen


yeah
am not gonna spoil it for anyone
but DAMN!
For my people on blogsville that have watched it...
Did u find it as wonderful-in-a-i-have-to-write-the-producer-a-long-thank-you-letter way?
I did!
Jamie Foxx was excellent
And so was Gerald Butler
(wow... so Romantic comedys were not his only forte)
Off to bed, lovely people
I'll be back, when i have real posts
Forgive me :(

Monday, October 19

Meet Fierce



I call her Red
Shes got a mind that works faster than ul ever know
Shes eloquent... shes dares to be different
Meet Fierce here
you will love her

Thursday, October 8

When the centre cannot hold...


It wasn’t writers block
Or bloggers blog, sorry I meant block
It was both
Add school, work and a very bad flu in there
Mix very well, keeping in mind the million times u logged on blogsville
read, laughed, and quietly signed out
garnish with a movie a two
serve with lots of love and an apology
And enjoy what it brings
Todays post!

Okay first things first
What i think about Fame
Well it wasn't disapointing
It was just okay
Its just not my fave dance movie
The last 30 minutes *two thumbs up*
but before then
i had checked my wristwatch about six times...
and by sweetness' standards
thats a no-no for a movie thats supposed to be worth watching
But the soundtrack has been in my head ever since
and so has this music video
i just love it

Things fall apart
My very good friend was taking part
and that was the only reason i went to watch the play
and it was worth every minute
i hadn't laughed so much in a long while
An anonymous blogger was also in the play
she knows her self *giggles*
I was gonna put her picture in the costume and all but there's no point
since u dont even know the anonymous blogger
even without the afro *evil laugh*

On someone's stupidity
This tall slim, off a magazine cover blonde in Leather and jeans meets me one night
while i was stuggling to close accounts with all the noise going on
her: (noisily chewing gum, not so impressive considering the carefully and beautifully made face) where can i get water for the performers
me: (*blank stare* okay so what if am wearing a shirt that says staff, you are right in front of the fridge)... umm i dunno what kind of water the performers take but everybody else gets water from that fridge

was that harsh? i'll blame it on the ah ah aah test coming up tuesday

On my Flu
God is finally paying me for all the wicked things i think and do
I woke up one morning with a terrible flu
so bad i was scared it was swine flu
Tufiakwa! mba!
not my portion
am feeling much better now thank you


On facebook

The old feeling is back, am finally getting what all the fuss about twitter is about
i love it... for now

Theres this ghanaian film
Heart of Men... with Majeed, Jackie et all
hands together for the first west african porno
what can i say
havent watched it yet but the trailer i saw said more than enough
oh well am keeping my fingers crossed
until i watch it
*smh*
An old friend found me on facebook yesterday...
Red has a blog
so does esay
anyway am off to bed
TGIF


before i leave... heres wishing Aisha happy married life
i finally found a picture i loved enough to share with you guys
isnt she a beautiful bride?


have a great weekend guys
much love!

Thursday, September 24

Fame and Me


Am pretty excited about watching Fame tomorrow
I hope its reaally good, am gonna be disappointed if its not
like seriously its the only dance movie all year.
Right now am watching Jay Z on the Oprah show.
Great personality, he is.
Its amazing to know that all through his teenage years while he sold drugs
He never took drugs
But thats not surprising is it
'Good dealers dont do' ayt??
True
I just got a call from my boss
some mix up in my schedule
I am doing all my assignments now, yeah like every single one
before i go to work because am working till late
and am gonna be pretty exhausted by the time i get back home
Yes and this weekend am gonna be 'acting mommys baby'
no assignments, thank u very much
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Back to my old habits
my X rated novels are back!
yes, yours truly got all the books she stashed under her bed out
and read and re-read them over and over again
Which reminds me- i have to get more

like a whole lot!
So today in class, Ricco hid my apple juice
(why?) i dont know
okay am kidding, its a little game we play
so apparently Costa had his apple juice on the desk too
And Iman kept hers too later
on that same table
all apple juice(s)
And while R is doing some other thing
I pick up an apple juice
and conveniently sipped it until class was over
and when the bell goes Ricco brings out my juice and is like
"i see u did not miss your juice today"
and am like...

whaaaaaaat???!

ewwwwwww
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I miss my boo. teribly
And no, its not the novels, i just got off the phone with him
i really do miss him, and i hate this distance
*sigh*

Money, Success and Fame never change you
They just bring out the you that has been hiding
when you did not have them

oh yess!
Banky W and Karl Wolf are performing in Ottawa tonight!

I have a new friend
everybody say hi to Lola
Xx

Tuesday, September 22

Me and Usher (oh and Peter of course)


http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=154942
Thats a must read for anyone who hasn't seen it already
(am a bit sloooow on things work, school and all)
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The season premiere of Heroes 'Orientation' was great
it just had me thinking...
how did i even survive without Heroes?
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RESOLUTIONS
*rolling my eyes*
yeah i know! its September and am just making resolutions
wrong!
I made 'em in January
am just adding 3 new now :-)
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In no particular order
No drama
*ever*
from a girl or guy, no drama
as soon as u smell drama, back out
nobody ever understands me when i start with my no-drama-wahala
I grew up as an 'almost-only' child
i am not used to 'they say u say'
I am not used to 'they will start saying...'
I absolutely hate'... i heard that...'
shut up already!
Its really unfortunate that i lose interest very easily
and i probably suck at keeping in touch
SMH
really i do
but anyway back to the important stuff
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There's something about guys
I think all cheats look alike
I think all liars look alike
I think all skirt chasers have this particular look
am i the only person who feels that way
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Oh yeah the post title... i had this dream about usher
???
infact... weird!
I have a class in fifteen minutes
Send ur BB pins
i need t add y'all
Much love
xoxo

Wednesday, September 16

The VMA i did not watch


Chris Brown <- He is first on my list for a reason
Tip T.I Harris
Idris Elba
Paul Walker
Michael Ealy
Hayden Christensen
Jay Hernandez
Matt Dillon
All in one movie
*TAKERS*

anyway
back to my main post
What was i even doing while everyone else was watching the VMA?
ohh i was doing an assignment
A long one, and clicking all over the net for volunteer sites
did i hear you say wtf?
exactly
but thats gist for another day
So kanye did something not really surprising right?
who else but kanye?
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If i were Taylor Swift that night, what would i do?
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I just saw an ass-grabbing pic of kanye west and amber rose
the beautiful amber rose
but no thank you
i dont put distasteful(?) pictures on my blog

I was reading the reviews for facebook lite
Facebook for Africa: Facebook Lite
World’s number 1 social networking website Facebook last week launched a very light version of their popular platform, for people in low-bandwidth situations who still need to connect to Facebook without opting for the mobile phone versions
and i think its awesome
because for some reason my computer is sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
You can check it out
http//lite.facebook.com
it really does load quickly
It truly is light
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P.S
I still love Kanye
And i still have him on my ringtone
but like he said
"Look at the valedictorian scared of the future
While I hop in the Delorean
Scared-to-face-the-world complacent career student

Some people graduate, but be still stupid
"
Stupid...
Stupid...
Hmmm...
great song

Saturday, September 12

The Inconvenient Truth



Lately I’ve been hard to reach
I’ve been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
Like I’m reaching out for you.

MeMoirs of an imperfectly perfect Shopaholic by Es*ay Cullen
but damn she iiiis a shopaholic
I just got off the phone with my bestfriend
I call her tweeny
Cos a lot of people think we are sisters
because according to them we really look
alike
which i find really flattering because OMG shes a beauty
and am not just saying this cos shes my besto
am saying it cos thats the truth
Sept 10th was her birthday
and i called her to hear all the juicy details
and desciptions of all the glorious gifts i couldnt help unwrap :P

First week of School was soo not bad at all
hell, scratch that
First week of school was fab!
My mom is fine
I was with her earlier this week, back home to pick a couple of things over the weekend
and travel back to her place
Have i ever mentioned how much i love my mom?
GReEn LiViNG by Sweetness
Has anyone seen the Brita commercial
The one with an empty bottle and it says "Forever in a landfill"
*silence*
I also urge you to watch the Inconvenient truth today
You can buy it online, rent it online
get it from any movie store, it is a must watch mos def!
Going green is the only option we have
My name is now Sweetness
*written in green :)*

Other developments
During the 9/11 remembrance yesterday there was a major scare apparently
A suspicious boat was spotted and fired at
This was at the Potomac River opposite The pentagon military headquaters
where Obama was giving a speech
It was later revealed to be a training exercise...

And secondly dear blogsvile
i ask what is the meaning of this?
wot do you guys think?

Wednesday, September 9

Number one


BREAKING NEWS
Evangelos Michelakis of the University of Alberta in Edmonton, Canada, and his colleagues tested DCA on human cells cultured outside the body and found that it killed lung, breast and brain cancer cell

One minute of silence
Today is 09-09-09
Another minute of silence
You still dont get it?
no?
2009
cure for cancer

Canada???

okay let me remind you :)

Yeah now u remember Will smiths I am legend
how the cure for cancer wiped out 7/8 of the earths population
in 2009
oh well maybe i watch too many movies
*I pray the cure is real though*
nobody deserves such pain

My love for keri... everybody knows
everybody on my facebook at least
and all the crazy bisexual keri rumours are not even allowed to be processed in my brain
they are just lyrics people of the world
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I just got back from work and school so am tired
update later

As you might have noticed my posts sometimes have nothing to do with the post title
hehe

Sunday, September 6

Fag is the new sexy


Not my words
My friends girlfriend
really pweety girl
and i was looking for a title for my post
by the way
Eureka!
I just made a very important discovery
I danced for a whole minute
Its like finding TI's number on ur skype
okay not really
but close
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Es*ay just found out that one girl she knows is preggars
preggars for who?
she doesnt know
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Am starting school in two days
am wondering where my holiday went
like seriously, 2 posts ago i was making so much noise about my holiday and how i was gonna spend it, and now, am getting ' go green' notebooks. pfft
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I watched this movie today
The king is mine
sounds cheesy huh?
its nice. really. the 2nd part was seriously dragged but well, whats new?
It reminded everyone of Tudors
The whole Shakespearean english
Royal setting
great movie
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I just found out my housemate was prom queen
lets call her *red*
anyway shes really cool and nice
my leenarhh is back from Montreal
her sister is back from NY
enkayy will be back soon
JN is leaving Taipei around now
i missed him :-(
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I wrote a 3 minute play today titled "deal or no deal"
its about sexual harrasment

Scene 1
A girl in her early 20’s, is sitting on the sofa in a house. She is wearing a grey suit and red shirt, she checks her wristwatch it’s about 6:30 in the evening. She has been there for about 10 minutes, she observes her surroundings. The house is beautifully furnished. A man walks in; he looks like he’s 48

Man: You must be Lisa
Lady: Yes sir, I am Lisa Adams.
Man: Mark Brown, pleasure meeting you
Lisa: Same here

They shake hands, he offers her a seat and sits opposite her

Mark: so can I offer you something?
Lisa: No am ok, thank you, I will just like to discuss our company’s proposal with you and...
Mark: (cuts her short) yeah I understand all that, and I am prepared to transfer my account to your company, which is why I asked you to reschedule this meeting to my place
Lisa: Oh thank you very much; this is much easier than I thought
Mark: well with someone as beautiful as you, nothing should be hard, are you sure you don’t want a drink?
Lisa: umm... no, Im ok thank you
Mark: You are a beautiful young lady Lisa, how long have you been a service agent?
Lisa: (bringing out some documents from her bag) For 6 months... can u please sign these documents sir?
Mark: (he smiles, and leans back in the chair) yeah bring them over
He looks at her, as she walks toward him, and he licks his lips, she sits down and hands him a pen
Mark: come closer, come closer... Lisa, you know I have an account your company needs very much, and I also happen to find you very attractive
He moves closer to her, and starts touching her arm, she moves back
Lisa: Excuse me? Umm sir I don’t do this
Mark: Nobody has to know, besides my wife and kids are not in the country so you can spend the night...
Lisa: what?! I do not mix business with pleasure, it is against my company’s regulations to date clients
Mark: Its not a date, lets just call it a payment for my account. Besides this is not gonna be the first time, Katy and Jasmine were here 8 months and they got my accounts for my other two companys, it was a wild night haha... we could go to my hotel if you want
Lisa: I am not so sure about this
Mark: its okay just think about how much your company needs this account, you could lose your job if you don’t get it
He smiled, and leaned back, he knew he had her now, he couldn’t wait to ravish his latest conquest
Lisa: Do you promise to give me the account?
Mark: its all yours, just do as I say

He started to unbutton her shirt
Lisa: Great!
She opened her bag and brought out a mini voice recorder from her bag and waved it in front of him, smiling
Mark: what is the meaning of these?
Lisa: well lets just say I have evidence against you now, I have recorded all our conversation and I intend to use it against you
Mark: what?!
Lisa: Your dirty deeds have caught up with you, you mess up, and I take this recorder to the cops
Mark: you have to be kidding, don’t give me that bull shit
Lisa: your case has been brought up to our station a couple of times but for lack of evidence, nothing has been done, so imagine how useful this voice recorder will be to them
Mark stood up, he knew he was busted now, but he wouldn’t give up so easily
Mar
k: well this is my house, and I can tell security to not let you out until you give me the recorder
Lisa: I am not so stupid, I am here with the cops and if I am not out in... (she looked at her watch again) in 3 minutes, they will be coming in, so do we have a deal? Its your choice, you sign my papers or I give them the recorder
Mark: This is blackmail!
Lisa: it is what you do well, you have two minutes Mark

Oh my commenting stuff is back
after how many months...
I am not so faceless after all
I should have figured
(i should just put my picture on the top right hand corner of my blog)
or not!
:-p

nyt unveiled!
its sweetness!!

Saturday, September 5

Show yourself


I was with a beautiful... um how will i refer to her
my friend, yes a beautiful friend
AND my miss beautiful friend doesnt know Brad pitt
**serious!**
she reads my blog
and she knows its me, why? she said cos it sounds like me
and she put two and two togather
(yeah i knew i was gonna get busted soon)
just not thiiiis soon
damnit
anyway i know u are reading this
Show urself!!!
looool

Buyaaka Buyaaka

Inflicting tremendous pain on someone wih your words
possibly my greatest weapon (which i never use)
but do we ever realise how much pain our words can cause
especially if we lace them with the right biting remarks

Am back on twitter
*checking my nails*

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Final destination was A*W*Esome

Happy birthday to my beyonce
i like beyonce
alot
i sing all her songs is in the shower
and kitchen
shes 28!
can u imagine?
where did 25, 26 and 27 go
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Tuesday, August 25

Trouble on Merivale


I wasn't supposed to be back here until tomorrow
but this can't wait!
hmmmn see me see trouble oh
Okay first things first, Es*ay, Khd (our almost brother)and Np, his friend from Hamilton who has been around for a couple of days and myself went to Swiss Chalet for dinner (1st meal of the day after how many hours)
after that Khd said he wanted to get a milkshake from the Mcdonalds nearby, Esay and I said we wanted Tim Hortons Iced Cappuccino which was across the road from Mcdonalds, we were walking when suddenly we saw this car coming towards us with full speed, we moved aside, and when he passed he started screaming insults on us
something that included "... you 12 year olds"
????
Trust the guys, they were already too pissed to be calm
then the guy stopped a couple of meters infront of us and was getting something out from the trunk of his car
a gun?
Me and Es*ay did not wait to see
We ran behind a pillar and waited for the gunshot
looo0ooool
the funny thing was we were laughing while hiding
but i swear we were scared!
the place was deserted as a cemetery
and the Beer Shop was a few meters away
all i could think was... he's drunk and armed!
looo0ool
anyway he drove off
and Np was like looo0oool we actually hid?
what if the guy blasted them
jeeeeez!

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I was reading one of Linda Ikeji's post
she wrote about Boris Kodjoe's wedding vows
now i am reminded of why i fell in instant love with him right after
Madeas family reunion
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Recent disturbances: ES*AY
Es*ay
Es*ay
Es*ay
hmmm that girl won't kill me
I have always wished for a sister
but this one is my worst nightmare
jokes. jokes
but for real though
I will post her picture on this blog soon
when you see her, you will swear she can't hurt a fly
But she gives me pAAAin
she tortures my pooor soul
that child! infact
apart from her vampy traits
(she wants a vampire boyfriend, she doesnt like coming out during the day, she loves cranberry juice, strawberries.... any thing red...)
She scares me at night
She hides on the laundry machine in the dark and wait for me to pass and she jumps out
hmmmm
hmmmm
Anyone knows Edward Cullens mailing address?
i need to put her in an envelope :-)

Monday, August 24

A little of this.... okay and that!


well helloo there! hows everything going? Its August and Inglorious Basterds is *bleep bleep* awesome!
You know, its not like the regular movies you hear so much about and when you are in the cinema, 45 minutes into the film, you check your wristwatch for the 6th time, and wonder what the fuss was about, you should have just stayed at home and read blogs
I have never loved war movies, when i was younger, my dad's war films used to make me wonder, when are they gonna get home
i'll sleep off, wake and ask my dad again, "why are they still fighting?"
"they are fighting a war sweetness"
around that time,i would have dozed off again

My dads favorites were probably, They died with their shoes on, Major Dundee, High road to china and a couple of other ones with angry looking men, with what i called charcoal back in the days all over their body, shooting behing trees, heavy boots and too much shouting, i wonder which was louder, the shooting or the shouting
(or my shouting)
I just felt war movies were for big soilders like my dad. Until this one
The Inglorious Basterds
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Its the third day into Ramadan.... Mashaallah
I have been bringing my deen out
(deen /di:n/ arabic for belief :)
it kinda happens around this time, every ramadan
like most other muslims
I spend more time reading and understanding the Quran
Reading the Hadiths
Being a better person generally
I dont have bad habits like smoking or drinking to stop (or miss for hours)but i do read lots of novels with a unPG rating
now thats what i have to quit for 30 days
and i dont mind at all
And am not much of a food person so basically for me Ramadan is just one of those days... just knowing u cant open the fridge and just get something out and eat is what makes it feel like Ramadan. bless!


What else? My first ramadan not at 'home'
home: A place where ur family stay, during ramadan, 10 course meals are prepared, more family members come over, you all sit together and wait for magrib prayer to be called and you eat for a whole hour and half before going to pray
Its a tradition of the Prophet Muhammed, peace be upon him to start with dates (Dabino) so thats what you start with, then you begin your rounds, Kunu, Kosai (hausa for beancakes) potatoes, eggs, rice, sausages, pounded yam, semovita, tuwo and all kids of soup
fruit salad, peppersoup, peppersoup, peppersoup, caeser salad, drinks, water drinks

well now i live in an apartment
apartment: A place where students live, and in ramadan they take fruits, make noodles and lots of coke

imagine
*sigh*
I MISS HOME
if u never knew, now u do

GOoD nEWS.com
My mum just left Nigeria
Shes going to Netherlands
and here!!
to her baby
:-D
I love that woman, shes more than a best friend.. shes a sister!!
lol

You might wonder what is so special about Ramadan
Ramadan is one of the 12 months of the islamic calender
its the month in which the Holy Quran
Our book of guidance was reveiled
All prayers are answered and
All sins are forgiven

Oh in Nigeria, magrib sometimes was as early as 5:55pm
in Abuja and kaduna it was around 6:15
Lagos 6:30

HERE: 8:10pm!!!

lol its 6pm now unveiled
Ramadan mubarak dearie
kisses

Wednesday, August 19

My post exam post :)


I finished my exams a week ago *insert biiiig smile here*
and no i haven't blogged since
not like haven't blogged -haven't-blogged
yes i read all posts but no i dont post any
mehn!
i am enjoying the hols like whaaat???
i have been shopping sleeping reading novels sleeping watching movies sleeping going out hanging out sleeping and all those glorious things one can't even begin to thank God any less for
so wassup?
hmm lets see

well...
1) Am gonna read HP all over again, its been a while plus i need to get in touch with my supernatural side *bloggerhiliamus!*

2) The much awaited time traveler's wife is out if u haven't watched this film yet and you wanna do so, you should stop reading this post *spoiler alert* :)
So i think, it was a very good movie but the book is way way better
a couple of things in the book make the ending more tear worthy :D

3) I love Eric Bana

4) I loove Rachael McAdams even more

5) Yes! i absolutely love keri hilson

6) I love my boo... he is so sweet

7) I think this is the season for love lol

8) Haven't had a mood swing in a while... bless

9) RAMADAN is close!!! Knockiing practically
omg i need ramadan to kick out all my bad habits
fasting makes me a better person
its the weight loss i usually dont like lol
haha well not really
i love everything about ramadan

10) I want to go to a Karaoke club (before ramadan)

Hmmm now dats wassup
much love
i will be back
*evil laughter*

Tuesday, August 11

*EXaM mOdE*


Umm... Here's a status update that caught my attention today

Names have been changed to save the innocent and not so innocent
enjoy!
Anyway heres his status update, and below are the interesting comments
A.A: I used 2 have da mentality ov not sleeping wit a gurl i think am gna marry,buh not any more,cuz if u no do sumbody go do nd e fit b ur friend sef.Dont get me wrong,dats if she wants to,not making her do

interesting right? wait till you see the rest.

MPS:hmmmm must always take the car out for a test run. Try before you buy otherwise you're stuck with the broken down motor!

A.F: I guess virtually all angles of contention have already been delibrated... although having sex before marriege is a taboo in both Islam and christianity bt they both have provided a remedy for tasting d forbiden fruit B4 marriege. interms of Islam it is reffered to as ISTIBURAE'E in which the couple will not see or speak 2 each other 4 3 months b4... Read more they can go ahead. While, in terms of christianity they could just renounce satan & embrace the holy spirit by becoming born again. there4 both religions condole's the act.

B.S: but for real there r two thing: first if she aint a virgin why wait for ur marraige?? secondly, how do u knw if its just cos of sex u lik or dnt lik her? u hv to try it out bruv.... its a necessary eveil to do urself, b4 someon does it to u (like u said)..

B.A: dere is dis guy I knw before he got married to his wife he told he wasn't a virgin n she told him she was. She doesn't evn allow him kiss her dat she has neva kissd anyone dat she wants her 1st time to b special. On dia 1st nite she got busted
She has bein doin it behind his back wit her cousin. He is abt to divorce her for breach of contract....

BG. D: tymz e no go b ur friend ma sef but ur bro,bt i stil blv se u go fit get virgin if u neva tear leather b4 marriage..cuz d world is a do me i do u thing

D.A: wait for marriage...yh, i know these days it's hard to trust people but it's still a moral/religious issue...besides, those guyz who got screwed over by their wives were probably sleeping with oda ppl b4 marriage too...how can a guy who wasn't "preserving" himself for his wife expect his wife to "preserve" herself for him? It's not fair to the wife... Read more o! They both got their equal sha...
But, man, i gotta say i find Bashir's story creepy! such deception is just beyond evil....chei!
All the same, sha...whether he "test-drived" or not, it wudn't hv changed the fact dat she was sleeping wit her cousin....

C.K.O: deola you make me laff how can u talk like this in 21 century come on there no virgins in world any more even in the so called villages those once are infact i dont want to go there
no offence dont get me wrong but if i ask if you are a virgin what will you say ? this is what gals always say
1 lie
2 get mad and say what kind of talk is that
3 tell you to find out ... Read more
4 go silent on you
all this is answers we all know where they are going
which is HELLO AM NOT A V
so my dear 4get all that moral gist

B.H: awake u re !00% ryt i am in total support of it.Sleep with dem to know d performance of ur engine whether it is V8 or V 6.cos if u marry a dead or half engine u shud expect minimal performance.U could sleep with dem so dat she ll knw dat u re man enuf but if u allow her most definately 1 mugu ll surely taste her for u. so guys be warned.testin is allow b4 marriage but u can amend it after

M.R: Its bad luck not to sleep wiv a girl u want to marry!!!

D.A: really all ur comments here r saddening...i can't accept that so many ppl think lyk this...personally, I know there r many virgins in the world (and, no, they aren't kids or village ppl!!!)...maybe u guyz r hanging out with d wrong crowd, yo.
and C.O, I wudn't lie...i'm not ashamed of bein a virgin. It's a personal choice...but bak to the topic, it's appalling dat every1 thinks u must "test-drive"...no wonder virgins are becoming fewer by the second!

M.P.S:Sex is an important part of a relationship. Its what distinguishes your relationship from friendship. I applaud anyone who is able to remain a virgin, they are virtually extinct, with how the world is at the moment. Im not sure how it is in Nigeria I live in London and its damned tough I tell you, but I think its difficult to marry someone you ... Read morehaven't been intimate with. How do you know you're more than just good friends? The plus side to being a virgin is that you do not know what you are missing therefore it's likely you will remain faithful which is how it should be - Im just a realist...

G.L:u better hamma her well before she go fall in love with man wey sabi am

Z.A: Wow! this is sth goin on here.....
Awake if u trust her, dnt let anyth colour ur view or change ur standpoint
if every man wants 2 test drive wat do u want 2 b left of her dignity????
as dey say gals av chicken brain n always beliv u na lies...
... Read more
@ Collins gals r no longer shy of nt bein virgins o! sit dwn der let pant b wearin u...lol
d same way u want 2 taste variety, gals want too
isnt it beta 2 av a wife dat has njoyd lyf n is faithful wen she settles dwn dan avin 1 dat sleeps wiv ur friends or fada frnds aftr marriage?
Abeg! we r in d era of globalizatn.....
no b man disvirgin dem? did dey do it on deir own?
weda una like am or nt u ll stil marry dem virgin or nt

D.O: Ewoooo!!! (or wateva noise they make in dose naij movies wen trouble comes)....WOW, Awwal....i'm amazed at ur post o....so these religions actually permit sex b4 marriage, abi? Wen it clearly says that one shouldn't even "approach" illegal sex talkless of doing it....
@ zahrah; u seem to be implying that if a woman hasn't had sex b4 marriage, she's gna be an unfaithful wife....dat's something I've neva heard of b4 o....
abeg sef, y is every1 attacking virginity? Yes, it's getting rarer by the day...but it exists and ppl shud try to maintain dat.
And y only female virginity? For me o, I think d guy shud be a virgin too...... Read more
tho i think ppl will hav my head off 4 even suggesting dat

Z.O: babes im nt implyin anyth.....al m sayin is dat we shldnt get emotnal ova issues we dnt av control ova...lik MJ said start d change in u 1st.
if u want 2 remain a vrgin good, cos its ll make him respect u mor n if u want a guy dat is a virgin(Ameen 2 dat) der r alot cos i noe few.

A.B: ask me,i know a woman's dignity is with her virginity....
and quoting MJ-start d change with u but sud be in a positive way......u want to see more virgins? change ur perception......am alarmed 90% guys here bliv in checking out first!!!
And hey,who says male virginity is an abomination

lol honestly theres more... but i'll save u
what do i think?
thats post for another day...

XxxxX
Sweetness!

Wednesday, August 5

My Present State, Creamy Crack and other short stories


Right now i am in a 'love like me thinking of you thinking of me thinking of you type love'
Me telling my friends more than I’ve ever admitted to myself about how I feel about you type love
I hope I make him feel as good as he makes me feel
I want to try counting the ways he loves me
And lose count in the middle just so I have to start all over again
And I want to celebrate one of those one month anniversaries
Even though they ain’t really anniversaries
But celebrating with him just gets me really happy


For those who know this post was inspired by Shihan
I was talking (amongst other things)with my friend
my very good friend, and we started talking about the Doha debates
and then
Will religion be a barrier
if i fell in love with a christain?
Marriage is sacred... and so is true love
and i was thinking
...

Two films i absolutely cant wait for
Tyler perrys (i love this guy)I can do bad with Adam Rodriguez, Taraji P Henson and miss J Blige and of course our favorite, aunt Madea sounds good already yeah? Just check out the Trailer :-)and

and Good hair
loo000oool
am sure the ladies will love this


Lol creamy Crack!

What can i say?
currently listening to Pm Dawn's I'd die without you

Tuesday, August 4

I love U


"I Love You"
I love you, not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you, not only for what you have made of
yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for the part of me that you bring out;
I love you for putting your hand into my heaped-up
heart and passing over all the foolish, weak things
that you can't help dimly seeing there, and for drawing
out into the light all the beautiful belongings that no
one else had looked quite far enough to find.
I love you because you are helping me to make
of the lumber of my life not a tavern, but a temple;
Out of the works of my every day not a reproach,
but a song.
I love you because you have done more than
any creed could have done to make me good,
and more than any fate could have done
to make me happy.
You have done it without a touch,
without a word, without a sign.
You have done it by being yourself.

and you love me too

Monday, August 3

spanish love


Since i got back from Montreal i have been something else, i am so exhausted!
jeez i should not have gotten on so many rides.
Me and Es*ay left our crib for the first time today since we got back
Right now am at Leenarh and En kayys place watching One tree Hill, or rather glancing at One Tree Hill every one minute

Now who remembers all those spanish soaps
I hope someone watches them, hope am not the only one with an insatiable spanish love hunger
I think my most favorite was The Gardeners daughter(La mujer del jadinero), or When you are mine (cuando seas mia)... or Second chance(Screen title: El cuerpo del deseo: body of desire). ohh my but who remembers The Gardeners daughter? Incase you dont heres a litle synopsis


it was awesome!
And the guys were so baddd! straight out of the covers of the historical romances under my pillow.
Diego
Salvador
*sigh*
I remember when Isabella, Paloma and the signoras changed my wardrobe. It was sudeenly filled with long flowing skirts of different colours
and matching veils.... (no they did not wear veils- that was jus my touch)
I think spanish guys are deliciously sexy
I think their language is sexy too

So anyway, i am working on my portfolio as well and i am not even half way. Its due in a week!
Hopefully ill finish tomorrow night
Have u ever had a crush on someone, seen him years later and go WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
ohh yes.
I miss ma tweeny, bestfriend and sister fom another mother.
am gonna blog about her pretty soon
Its time to pray... gotta go
xoxo sweetness

Sunday, August 2

settling for LESS


He said: 'haven't you been shopping, seen a wickedly expensive dress and known that even if you were willing to eat beans for the next two months, you still couldn't have that dress'
silence
'wot should you do?' he continued
more silence
'walk away' she said 'and look for a knock off i can afford in another store'
pretty logical yeah?
and straight forward for a girl who thinks the way i do
'now that's your first mistake' he didn't have to sound so cheery about it 'and that's why you wound up with a man who didn't suit you. you settled for less
settled for less'

Settled: past tense of verb settle
To put firmly into a desired position or place
Less: Adj Lower in importance, esteem, or rank

'What you need to do is march into that store and try that dress. When you try it on and see that it doesn't look as good on your bodacious self for that kind of money, you walk away feeling good about not buying it'
Okay JH is getting me confused now
I thought we were talking relationships here
and on this note i will like to share one of my favorite videos with you
The important part starts from 2:30
enjoy



ooh by the way the picture above is from La Ronde Montreal
was in Montreal with my friends over the weekend
and we had a blast on all the monster rides, roller coasters, pirates ship through tunnels, water splashes and all the blood-rushing-light-headed-causing factors that place is well known for
scary but fun

By the side stories:
2 nights ago i punked my friends. Es*ay was with me. It started around midnyt to well past two am
I hope they don't plan to get us
jeez
I love them to bits though

We had some guests from Toronto, can't remember if i mentioned it before, but they are gone now
what else?

my exams have been good, Monday is a holiday
that's why i could run to Montreal
dont have an exam till Thursday and to ease the guilt of having fun and loving it
am gonna read before i sleep

aah i changed my template again... was bored sick with brown *gulp*
unveiled!!!
i missed ya
ayt ill see ya tmrw nyt
tataz

♥♥♥

Friday, July 31

what happens when you are the victim?


My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

i like mariah careys obsessed. because i like mariah
i like eminem too. scratch that, i own all of ems albums
then i heard the warning!!!
okay eminem got her real bad on that one... what?
which brings me to limes
yup. limes
dats wot i call an old relationship
like my best friend and her boo used to be an item you'd love
the best i had ever come across
that was last year
now they dont even talk... its gone sour
thats limes

mariah it still occurs to you that i have pictures?

thats a classic line
anyway back home
i think its amazing the number of dirty shit that comes out after a break up
i cringe everytime i hear a couple break up
cos i know its gonna be a week
and the stories start making way to your circle her friends and frenemies

So the other day i was talking with my brother, and he subtly said something about how girls should never be caught in compromising situations or do stuff they would regret or allow themselves give someone a reason to blackmail them
word.
I know he was just trying to tell me the kind of jerks guys can be
i hold his words like gold!lol
Which makes me wonder
isn't being in a relationship supposed to be full of trust
so much trust
you practically live in each others shoes
in each others lives... for each other
In my shoes, just to see
What its like, to be me
Ill be you, lets trade shoes
Just to see what id be like
To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find

but that's not even possible anymore
gone are the days when guys delete pictures immediately after a break up
clear their room, phone of anything that reminds them of the girl or smells like her
nowadays after a break up... guys look 4 them in every nook and corner
old memory cards, old phones, i swear they go that far
just to find something to show a friend
who will show a friend... who will...
But then again, my instincts are never wrong
am sure yours are not too
you can smell a guy who likes drama from a thousand miles. my advice? STAY AWAY
just the way he talks about 'the bitch' <-
-> his ex girlfriend, should be enough warning for you
you shouldn't just run away from him, pull of those jimmy choos, hold them and run in the opposite directions as fast as you can
1 minute
i need to laugh at that hilarious picture i just conjured

lol i need to love up with my books
nude pictures (and many other things) should NEVER be sent to anyone. i repeat. anyone
and for those that say a camcorder is the best turn on
ahh OYO men, u are so on your own i have nothing to say
i cant shout!
'nuff said
xxx