Showing posts with label relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label relationships. Show all posts

Monday, April 20

relationships


and today, my favorite topic in relationships... "the forbidden ones"
you cant blame me, at the rate everyone is falling in love with someone they know they are not supposed to love.
'not supposed to love...' even to me, that sounds biased, why should people be divided into those you can date, and those you can't date.
okay for those of us that need to be clear on guys that are forbidden, babes, listen up
1) forbidden guy number 1
your friends boyfriend
yes. girl, you call her your friend, so why that sly smile when he walks into the room, the wink, when her back is turned to the coffee-pot, why do u twirl a strand of ur hair as he licks his lips as her back is turned to him while he is helping her into her coat. how do you feel? not cool, not fair... i dunno about everybody else, but the whole waiting to be alone, tearing off your clothes cos theres no time, talking in hushed tones, smiling only when no one is looking, not being able to save his messages on your mobile, constantly deleting your call log?? isn't that too stressful? and really it only looks good in movies, its not so fab in the real world.

2) forbidden guy number 2
your boyfriends friend
as in really, babe, why??? one thing about guys you should know, nothing stays inside
and in da end, slut is gonna be beautifully tagging along on your collar bone, as you walk, after you lose your relationship... besides this special friend of yours.... he probably has a girlfriend, and no he is not gonna leave her... not for you atleast, cos oh well u were cheating on your boyfriend, his friend, how is he sure you wont do the same??

3) forbidden guy number 3
peoples fathers/husbands

hmmm... how do i start? isn't the potbelly enough? need i say more? whats attractive there? what is pulling you... his bulk is probably blocking your mr.right from seeing you cos you are hidden and no one sees you.
and for the guys.. forbidden girls, oh well you know best, so i wont say much. In the girl~kingdom, she knows someone who knows someone who lives close to where you went last nyt
'nuff said

sweetness****

Sunday, April 19

RidiculoCity

yup! dats what i said
ridiculoCity
in a place where all the ridiculous and attrocious things lift their heads
what better name to call it than ridiculous city
am sorry but for the next couple of days am gonna be talking about guys
yeah guys... those lovely bronzed out, six packed boxes (with a red ribbon on top)
and all the problems they come with.
yes and all the problems they come with
did i mention all the problems they come with?
right now i have a friend who is pulling her hair out of their roots cos of a
*brace yourself people, here it comes*
GUY
*drumrolls*
a guy with the label 'boyfriend', under section skirt-chaser
what else is new?
a cheating boyfriend is as old as ridiculocity itself
and a lot of beautiful, strong ladies are trampled by this evil monster called love
that my dear is NOT love
open ur eyes babe and smell (no not da coffee... pleaaase?)
the perfume on his collar... the way his eyes wander when your girlfriends are around
that, my dear is not love, that is a man.
simple
a man
he is not to be worshipped
and believe me when i say u will not be struck by lightening if you leave him
so why are you scared to walk out of his life?
its amazing how some people act dumb about their sweethearts escapades
u know he is doing all that he is doing... and yet you stay???
babe? no really? babe???
u deserve better,
i know u have your messed up days
i know sometimes you area total nutcase
but u deserve better
but u wont get better until you get rid of this terrible stain in your life
you are not tied to him
breakaway


and no lesbianism is not da answer...
but thats talks for another reading

~sweetneSS~